A eulogy in your own words, not borrowed ones

Tell us about the person you have lost. In a few minutes you will have four personal drafts to read, each built from your memories and checked against the stock phrases heard at every other service. After you unlock them, every draft is marked with pause and breath cues, so the one you choose is ready to read out loud.

Begin writing No account. $19 once. Seven-day full refund guarantee.

Three quiet steps

Most people arrive here two or three days before the service. This is built to be done tonight.

Tell us about them

A guided form asks for the memories that matter: what they loved, what people will miss, the three words that keep coming up. It takes about three minutes.

Preview four complete drafts

Four different ways to tell it, written from what you shared. Read the opening of each free, then unlock all four in full. One free revision is included if something is off.

Walk up prepared

After you unlock all four drafts, choose the full version you want to use. Every draft is already marked for reading aloud, with quiet cues showing where to pause, where to breathe, and where to slow down. The words are exactly the words you read.

The same brief, written twice

Brief: a grandfather, married forty years, spent his life woodworking. One version could be read at any funeral in the country. One could only be about him.

The usual template
Grandpa was a pillar of our family and a beacon of love and wisdom. He was more than just a grandfather; he was a mentor, a friend, and a guiding light. His passion for woodworking was more than a hobby, it was a testament to his dedication and craftsmanship. He and Grandma shared a journey of forty years, a testament to enduring love. Though he is no longer with us, his legacy will live on forever.
EulogyStory
My grandfather built our kitchen table by hand the year he married my grandmother, and forty years later he was still sanding the same nick in the corner every few months, like it personally offended him. [PAUSE] That is who he was: not a man who talked about loving something, but a man who kept showing up to fix the same small imperfection, decade after decade, because that is what you do for the things you love.
$19
Paid once. No account, no subscription.
  • Four complete drafts in different registers
  • One free revision, told in your own words
  • Pause and breath cues on every draft, ready to read aloud
  • PDF download
  • Seven-day full refund guarantee, no questions asked

The reading cues are part of every draft, not a separate purchase. There is nothing further to buy or wait for.

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No account required

Fill in the form, read your drafts, pay, download. Nothing to sign up for and nothing to cancel later.

Deleted on request

One click removes your memories and drafts from our database permanently. See the privacy page.

Never used for training

What you share is used to write your eulogy and for nothing else. Not for training, not for marketing.

Seven-day full refund

If it does not sound like them, request the full amount back within seven calendar days. Grief is hard enough.

Common questions

How long does it take?

The form takes about three minutes. Writing your four drafts can take a few minutes after that, and you preview the opening of each free before paying anything.

Will it sound generic?

No. Every draft is built from the specific memories you share, then checked line by line against a list of the stock phrases heard at every other service. If a sentence could be about anyone, it does not survive the pass.

What if it does not sound like them?

You get one free revision: tell us what to change and we rewrite it. If it is still not right, request a full refund within seven calendar days, no questions asked.

Is what I write private?

Yes. Your memories are stored only to produce your eulogy, deleted automatically after a retention window, deletable by you at any time with one click, and never used to train anything.

Do I need an account or a subscription?

No. There is nothing to sign up for and no recurring charge. You fill in the form, pay $19 once, and download your eulogy as a PDF.

Guidance for the eulogy you have to write

Plain guides on structure, opening lines, and what to include, one for each relationship. Free to read, written to be useful even if you never use the service.

Say it the way only you can

Three minutes of memories tonight. Four drafts to preview before you pay a single dollar.

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